
There were tits on Lawrence Welk.
Not often, it’s true, but I think I remember
Hula dancers once and those layers of leis
Swaying gently, and once upon a time the Lennon
Sisters probably wore push up bras beneath the cashmere

Every year, York College of Pennsylvania hosts a ‘Writer in Residence’ who visits the campus for a few days to do readings, teach workshops, and socialize with students. This year, David Shields, author of Reality Hunger: A Manifesto, came to visit. Being in a unique spot for one of my credited classes, [...]

There are two things new users should note before using the Burntisland Beach Disaster program. First, excessive use will lead to bouts of extreme physical violence and permanent depression. Second, we are not responsible for long-lasting psychological wounds incurred in the use of the program, or the resultant murders, suicides or massacres. Please [...]


